Trudeau tries for cute |
I’m voting
for Justin!
Not
Trudeau. I want someone serious. I mean, Trudeau's 41 years old and,
until he entered politics a few years ago, he never had a real job. The closest he
came was being a part-time drama teacher. Before that? A snowboarding instructor.
So, no, I want
someone serious: I want Justin Bieber.
Unlike
Trudeau, Bieber’s got real world experience. He’s still in his teens
and already has a wildly successful career. No snowboard instructing
for him.
Bieber’s
more serious on the issues, too. The Liberal leadership campaign dragged on for ten tedious months, and in all that time, no one’s been able to
drag a policy out of Trudeau.
Bieber – the genuine article |
But even
though he’s not in politics at all, Bieber ’s big on social issues. He got
Access Hollywood host Billy Bush to donate $5,000 dollars to the food bank in
Bieber’s hometown of Stratford.
Bieber
himself donated $100,000 to Whitney
Elementary School. And for his 17th birthday, he asked fans to
donate $17 to charity: water, a
non-profit organization bringing drinking water to people in developing
nations. Naturally, Charity Water's cup now runneth over.
Justin
Trudeau is supposed to be the king of new media. He has 199 thousand twitter
followers. Justin Bieber has 37 million followers. That’s more than the population of Canada.
Tudeau is
supposed to connect with the youth. That’s a giggle! Justin Bieber is a bona
fide teen idol!
Really, match
the Justins up however you want: Trudeau sucks, Bieber rocks. So let’s
get serious: vote for Justin – Justin Bieber!
The Beebs could have been the new Liberal leader using their new rules. The pay cut would have been brutal though...
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